OK OK, so my return to the blogosphere isn't quite as dramatic as the picture above might suggest, and it certainly wouldn't be able to attract any big budget muscle heads in to play me in the cinematic adaptation, but I am excited nonetheless. It's totally pathetic how much I missed not having the internet in my house. I really have lost all ability to entertain myself, look up information or summon arousing images without the help of all those beautiful wires and black magic that power Google and Dominoes online. I fear that I am one of those pathetic losers that will soon fear any kind of physical interaction and whose skin is so pale it appears translucent in direct sunlight...Oh mother, what have I BECOME
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